{"id":1874,"date":"2008-10-18T01:53:30","date_gmt":"2008-10-18T01:53:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.alexsuze.com\/?p=1874"},"modified":"2008-10-16T21:35:13","modified_gmt":"2008-10-16T21:35:13","slug":"from-soaps-to-soapy-tit-wank","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=1874","title":{"rendered":"From Soaps To Soapy Tit Wank"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"Occasionally the girls at work will ask “Did you see Eastenders last night?” of talk about the latest plot development in Coronation Street. And to be quite honest I haven’t watched either of these series for about the last 6 years or so.<\/p>\n

And now I find that I watch very little television at all, I’m too busy writing for this site to be bothered with vegging out in front of the TV. I watch porn of course but that is different. If I were to get involved in watching either of those series again it would mean watching most evenings for at least an hour and I simply do not have the time.<\/p>\n

Between writing posts and reviewing toys and holding down a job there are enough commitments for me. But at times I really do feel like I probably come across as being a little strange because they must wonder exactly what I do with my time.<\/p>\n

I can’t be honest and tell them of course, however I bet they do wonder just how Suze fills her evenings.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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