{"id":18755,"date":"2013-05-14T12:49:17","date_gmt":"2013-05-14T12:49:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=18755"},"modified":"2013-05-14T12:49:58","modified_gmt":"2013-05-14T12:49:58","slug":"sex-with-strangers-and-other-wild-porno-stories","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=18755","title":{"rendered":"Sex With Strangers and Other Wild Porno Stories"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/sam-bentley-after-anal.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-18321\" alt=\"Sam Bentley &quot;I've Just Been Fucked Up The Ass&quot;\" src=\"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/sam-bentley-after-anal.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"450\" srcset=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/sam-bentley-after-anal.jpg 300w, https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/sam-bentley-after-anal-200x300.jpg 200w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>If you\u2019re going to tell a tall story and pretend that it\u2019s true you really have to reign in your imagination. And over the years as sex bloggers we\u2019ve read some really tall stories about the sexual exploits of various characters we\u2019ve encountered online.<\/p>\n<p>In some instances we\u2019ve been taken in for a while, in one particular instance a very intelligent blogger constructed and amazingly consistent and rich \u201creality\u201d online. She was obviously intelligent, articulate and with a great imagination. Here scenarios were plausible and slowly drew in thousands of people over the couple of years she was writing. She never sought to take advantage of her readers so until quite close to her sudden disappearance few of us suspected that she was anything other than 100% genuine. The few of us who discussed her disappearance afterwards came to the conclusion that her whole online presence was a project of sorts. For what reason we can only guess at.<\/p>\n<p>For the most part outlandish stories of wild sex and tales of amazing sexual prowess are told either to enhance the ego of the author or to allow them to act out a fantasy in the full view of the online community. As such they are rarely sophisticated, incredible and more often than not raise a wry smile if not a belly laugh.<\/p>\n<p>Fiction is one thing, the clue is in the name but to tell some stories as if they were true just makes you look a bit silly. As if you couldn\u2019t work it out for yourself here\u2019s what to look out for\/things you should avoid putting in your amazing \u201ctrue\u201d sex story:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Cheerleaders do not give blowjobs to everyone they meet.<\/li>\n<li>Traffic cops don\u2019t let women off speeding tickets if they are offered a blow job.<\/li>\n<li>Anal sex requires more lubricant than a bit of spit.<\/li>\n<li>Women rarely offer to have a threesome with you and their female best friend ten minutes after you pick them up in a club, or if they do they will probably have a rate card.<\/li>\n<li>The guy who comes to clean your pool is probably almost drawing his pension and has a bad heart; He is not a 21 year old stud with an Adonis like body a 12\u201d dick and the sexual morals of a dog on heat.<\/li>\n<li>Not all girls like the taste of your cum \u2013 go figure.<\/li>\n<li>Not all women will make out with your girlfriend for your entertainment.<\/li>\n<li>Most women wear underwear most of the time.<\/li>\n<li>Hot teachers do not generally screw their pupils &#8211;\u00a0 Sex with your teacher is a harmless adolescent fantasy, but it\u2019s just that a fantasy and if you believe it happens in all but the most unusual of cases you need to grow up.<\/li>\n<li>No matter how hot you think your girlfriend\u2019s mother is it\u2019s unlikely she will sleep with you as soon as her daughter\u2019s back is turned. And if you want her to then you\u2019re dating the wrong woman.<\/li>\n<li>At a job interview it\u2019s unlikely you will improve your chances of getting the position by propositioning and attempting to fuck the interviewer.<\/li>\n<li>Sex-ed lessons do not involve a practical element with your teacher.<\/li>\n<li>Teenage girls do not ask friends of the family to \u201cmake them a woman\u201d, though teenage boys might.<\/li>\n<li>Women do not masturbate in parked cars in broad daylight for the entertainment of groups of men. If they do it then it\u2019s at night, in the woods at a dogging meet.<\/li>\n<li>Not all good looking older women are predatory MILs. No matter who much you wish they were.<\/li>\n<li>Fancying your housekeeper does not mean she\u2019s up for any extra-contractual duties when she\u2019s done the vacuuming.<\/li>\n<li>Hitchhikers are looking for a lift to their destination, not sex with a random driver, a visit to a GU medicine clinic and a potentially unwanted pregnancy.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>All of the above are great if you\u2019re presenting them as fiction but please don\u2019t try to sell them to everyone as reality. And yes we\u2019ve seen every one of the above and some more that we can\u2019t publish on our site.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you\u2019re going to tell a tall story and pretend that it\u2019s true you really have to reign in your imagination. 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