{"id":1887,"date":"2008-10-20T19:53:59","date_gmt":"2008-10-20T19:53:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.alexsuze.com\/?p=1887"},"modified":"2008-10-20T19:49:29","modified_gmt":"2008-10-20T19:49:29","slug":"fucked-by-the-machine-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=1887","title":{"rendered":"Fucked By The Machine"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"float: left; margin: 5px; border: 0px;\" src=\"http:\/\/a-rouse.com\/asimages\/hentaigirlred.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"362\" \/>Well, all went swimmingly until, about 24 hours after the new template went live and for some reason it fell over. I&#8217;m still working on why our copy of WordPress reverted to the Kubrick template, so until then it&#8217;s back to the old one.<\/p>\n<p>Bloody technology.<\/p>\n<p>Being literally, rather than metaphorically fucked by a machine is not something that either of us has actually experienced. At first you think of it as a bit alien and not really very enticing, but I have stuck my dick in a few quite sophisticated sex toys. Take the Tenga Flip Hole for instance (<a title=\"Tenga FLip Hole Review\" href=\"http:\/\/www.sextoysbuzz.com\/masturbators\/tenga-flip-hole\" target=\"_blank\">you can read the review here<\/a>).<\/p>\n<p>So if you&#8217;re prepared to do that why not go the whole hog and get a &#8220;<a title=\"Real Doll\" href=\"http:\/\/www.realdoll.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Real Doll<\/a>&#8220;? Using one might be interesting as an experience, but I can&#8217;t see that working for me. If I were on my own then maybe, but sex toys for me are a means to an end for me. As I have the real thing to play with the only reason for me to use a masturbatory aid is to cum. Sex is available pretty much whenever I want it.<\/p>\n<p>As for the &#8220;sex machines&#8221; for women, I know I speak for Suze when I say that they are a little intimidating. Vibes and dongs are one thing but a mechanical device thrusting remorselessly into your pussy looks dangerous to me. And the noise is pretty distracting too.<\/p>\n<p>But don&#8217;t let that stop you enjoying yourself \u2026 :o)<\/p>\n<p>Tags: <a href=\"http:\/\/technorati.com\/tag\/hentai\" target=\"_blank\">hentai<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/technorati.com\/tag\/fucking+machines\" target=\"_blank\">fucking machines<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/technorati.com\/tag\/sex+toys\" target=\"_blank\">sex toys<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/technorati.com\/tag\/real+dolls\" target=\"_blank\">real dolls<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, all went swimmingly until, about 24 hours after the new template went live and for some reason it fell over. I&#8217;m still working on why our copy of WordPress &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=1887\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1887"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1887"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1887\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1887"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1887"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1887"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}