{"id":19095,"date":"2014-09-14T15:14:45","date_gmt":"2014-09-14T15:14:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=19095"},"modified":"2014-09-14T15:15:09","modified_gmt":"2014-09-14T15:15:09","slug":"naughty-decorating-no-even-better-than-that","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=19095","title":{"rendered":"Naughty Decorating, No &#8211; Even Better Than That"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/sam-shay-sophia.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-18258\" alt=\"Sam Shay Sophia\" src=\"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/sam-shay-sophia.jpg\" width=\"519\" height=\"346\" srcset=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/sam-shay-sophia.jpg 519w, https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/sam-shay-sophia-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 519px) 100vw, 519px\" \/><\/a>I remember writing a post ages ago about decorating one summer, with Suze in her overalls with not much underneath. One thing led to another, you can fill in the blanks. Well you&#8217;ll have to because I can&#8217;t find the post. Maybe it was deleted when we had a DB corruption last year. Anyway, if I get time I&#8217;ll dig out the original word processor document and repost it when I can.<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Porn, definitely not safe for work\" href=\"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=5310\" target=\"_blank\">However, while searching for it I found this post instead. Enjoy.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I remember writing a post ages ago about decorating one summer, with Suze in her overalls with not much underneath. One thing led to another, you can fill in the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=19095\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":18258,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[4108,4109,505],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19095"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=19095"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19095\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19099,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19095\/revisions\/19099"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/18258"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=19095"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=19095"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=19095"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}