{"id":19134,"date":"2014-12-02T09:34:40","date_gmt":"2014-12-02T09:34:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=19134"},"modified":"2014-12-02T09:34:40","modified_gmt":"2014-12-02T09:34:40","slug":"getting-down-to-dirty-business","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=19134","title":{"rendered":"Getting Down To (Dirty) Business"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-18258\" alt=\"Sam Shay Sophia\" src=\"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/sam-shay-sophia.jpg\" width=\"519\" height=\"346\" srcset=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/sam-shay-sophia.jpg 519w, https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/sam-shay-sophia-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 519px) 100vw, 519px\" \/>We arrived after another harrowing taxi journey to the eroFame show for the start of day two just after the gates opened.<\/p>\n<p>Alex and I had spent the previous evening putting together our plan of attack.\u00a0 As a general rule we don\u2019t waste valuable time checking out stands we see no benefit business wise from visiting.\u00a0 An exception to this rule are the main players in the field of adult pleasure such as Lelo, Jejoue and a few other leading brands.<\/p>\n<p>Unlike previous years, Fun Factory didn\u2019t have very much to bring to the floor in terms of \u201cNew\u201d products.\u00a0 Last year saw the release of their reciprocating vibrator, no such show gems this year.\u00a0 L<\/p>\n<p>In fact new products were far and few between.<\/p>\n<p>There were quite a few \u201cfacsimilies\u201d of established products on the floor which even infiltrated the key players in the field of sexual entertainment.\u00a0 A new development which in some ways makes hypocrites of those who have filed suits against lesser companies for copyrite infringement.<\/p>\n<p>All part of life\u2019s rich tapestry in the adult world.\u00a0 Lol<\/p>\n<p>G-vibe had a new and improved version of the G-vibe which I\u2019m still to test and some really cool looking lubricants, which again I\u2019m yet to test.<\/p>\n<p>But the product which stole the show and I will admit now I was going to bypass when I saw the stand\u2026was the Womanizer.<\/p>\n<p>I quickly viewed the stand and decided that it looked over hyped with its bejewelled and garish patterned toys.\u00a0 And was about to walk away from it when a chap approached me and engaged me in conversation about the product.<\/p>\n<p>He claimed that they guaranteed and orgasm or you had a money back guarantee.<\/p>\n<p>At that point I was hooked!<\/p>\n<p>As he went on to explain that the Womanizer worked on a contact less \u201cair pressure\u201d system. \u00a0I found myself becoming intrigued and wanting to whisk one of the overly <a title=\"Bling\" href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Bling-bling\" target=\"_blank\"><b>blinged<\/b><\/a> up products away for a quick memorable moment.\u00a0 \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p>How pleased was I when he offered to provide one for me to play with.<\/p>\n<p>And in retrospect I\u2019m so glad I stopped by the stand.\u00a0 For years the <a title=\"JimmyJane Form 2 review\" href=\"http:\/\/sextoysbuzz.com\/clitoral-stimulators\/jimmy-jane-form-2-review\" target=\"_blank\"><b>Jimmy Jane Form 2<\/b><\/a> has held the prestigious accolade of being my \u201cgo to\u201d orgasm device.\u00a0 Now the Womanizer has knocked the JJF2 off that spot.<\/p>\n<p>But more later\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We arrived after another harrowing taxi journey to the eroFame show for the start of day two just after the gates opened. 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