{"id":19145,"date":"2015-01-11T09:51:19","date_gmt":"2015-01-11T09:51:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=19145"},"modified":"2015-04-01T14:22:20","modified_gmt":"2015-04-01T14:22:20","slug":"moving-with-sex-toys","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=19145","title":{"rendered":"Moving With Sex Toys"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/stronic-zwei-vibrator.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-18626\" alt=\"Stronic Zwei Vibrator\" src=\"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/stronic-zwei-vibrator.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/stronic-zwei-vibrator.jpg 300w, https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/stronic-zwei-vibrator-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/stronic-zwei-vibrator-96x96.jpg 96w, https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/stronic-zwei-vibrator-24x24.jpg 24w, https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/stronic-zwei-vibrator-36x36.jpg 36w, https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/stronic-zwei-vibrator-48x48.jpg 48w, https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/stronic-zwei-vibrator-64x64.jpg 64w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>One of the logistical problems of being in the sex toy reviewing business is that whenever anyone comes round you have to make sure the house is clear of adult objects. We\u2019ve mentioned this before on more than one occasion when friends or family have knocked on the door unannounced and caused us to scrabble frantically around the place to \u201csanitise\u201d our home for the majority of people who do not know what we do.<\/p>\n<p>Moving house only made this worse. Despite paying for the removal company to pack all our stuff for us we had to find and pack all the adult stuff first. That isn\u2019t just the sex toys and the lubricant it\u2019s also the R18 DVDs and erotic literature too. This stuff was moved by me rather than the removal guys, just in case they dropped a box and had a \u201cspillage\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>All that was fine but despite having heavily edited the stuff in our house we still have a lot of possessions. So now, several weeks after the move we still have possessions we can\u2019t find, ranging from dusters to dildos, pepper pots to hard code porn. This is even after I thought I had chosen a suitably discrete euphemism for the toys \u201cSuze\u2019s hardware\u201d and \u201cAlex\u2019s hardware\u201d. Still can\u2019t find half of the boxes stuffed full of <a title=\"Sex Toy Reviews\" href=\"http:\/\/sextoysbuzz.com\" target=\"_blank\">sex toys<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>So be warned, when you move take care with your clit vibes and look after your lube, or you may never see it again.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One of the logistical problems of being in the sex toy reviewing business is that whenever anyone comes round you have to make sure the house is clear of adult &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=19145\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":18626,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1120,3,35],"tags":[4129,113],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19145"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=19145"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19145\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19223,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19145\/revisions\/19223"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/18626"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=19145"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=19145"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=19145"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}