{"id":1915,"date":"2008-10-26T12:53:19","date_gmt":"2008-10-26T12:53:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.alexsuze.com\/?p=1915"},"modified":"2008-10-26T10:43:45","modified_gmt":"2008-10-26T10:43:45","slug":"right-hand-job","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=1915","title":{"rendered":"Right Hand Job"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" style=\"width: 300px; height: 230px;\" title=\"AlexSuze.com\" src=\"\/images\/hiddentalents.jpg\" alt=\"AlexSuze.com\" hspace=\"5\" vspace=\"5\" width=\"300\" height=\"230\" align=\"left\" \/>I woke up this morning and my right hand is killing me. No, I haven&#8217;t been pleasuing myself. We were out in the garden yesterday, putting it to bed for the winter and I was doing pruning. A lot of pruning.<\/p>\n<p>So I have a blister on my thumb and last night my hand ached. This morning it&#8217;s seized up and feels like someone&#8217;s got it in a vice and is slowly tightening it.<\/p>\n<p>Ah well, no wanking for me. Hang on, I have another hand mwahahaha.<\/p>\n<p>TTFN<\/p>\n<p>PS If you want something a bit naughtier <a title=\"AlexSuze.com\" href=\"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\" target=\"_blank\">click here and peruse the rest of the blog<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I woke up this morning and my right hand is killing me. No, I haven&#8217;t been pleasuing myself. We were out in the garden yesterday, putting it to bed for &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=1915\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1915"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1915"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1915\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1915"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1915"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1915"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}