{"id":19189,"date":"2015-02-04T17:08:57","date_gmt":"2015-02-04T17:08:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=19189"},"modified":"2015-02-04T17:08:57","modified_gmt":"2015-02-04T17:08:57","slug":"this-morning-bondage-shocker","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=19189","title":{"rendered":"“This Morning” Bondage Shocker"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Shay<\/a>Well, the FSOG bandwagon is approaching full speed isn\u2019t it. Even ITV\u2019s \u201cThis Morning\u201d woke everyone up by featuring a \u201cBeginner\u2019s Guide to Bondage\u201d and immediately providing the doltish \u201cjournalists\u201d the Daily Mail with something to get irate about.<\/p>\n

I have no reservations in linking to the Daily Fail because everyone else is and it\u2019s not like a link from here is suddenly going to propel an unkown bunch of dull and indolent writers lacking in imagination into the public eye. So here\u2019s the \u201cshocking\u201d story<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Now, I can\u2019t say if the feature was \u201cTawdry\u201d as described by the mail because that\u2019s a matter of personal taste and TBH I don\u2019t even watch the show as a rule as I\u2019m not a fan of the format.<\/p>\n

The clip on the Daily Fail\u2019s website is only 30 seconds long so I thought I\u2019d watch the item in context on the ITV on demand site. Sadly I think it\u2019s been edited out of the on-demand programme! It\u2019s on YouTube here<\/a>\u00a0.\u00a0If I\u2019m honest it looked more like an opportunity for product placement than anything else.<\/p>\n

Where was the explanation of the deep sensuality and variety of sensory pleasure that bondage play amongst beginners can provide?<\/p>\n

So let\u2019s consider what accompanied the \u201cBeginner\u2019s Guide\u201d. Alongside the discussion of benefits and befits cap was a segment on how to get the most out of your mobile phone provider when you renew your contract. So far so eclectic and uninspired, but don\u2019t worry we were also enthralled by an item with the strapline \u201cI bit off my sex attacker\u2019s tongue\u201d and a \u201cPuppet facelift\u201d live on the show. If you don\u2019t know what a puppet facelift is it involves pulling barbed threads through the face of the victim, erm I mean patient under local anaesthetic.<\/p>\n

While there is a lot of blandness in the programme there\u2019s also a lot of stuff, including the BDSM element that may not be appropriate for a daytime show.<\/p>\n

But don\u2019t worry Anton Du Beke<\/a> was on too so it must be a wholesome show, right?<\/p>\n

What pisses me off is partly the Daily Fail\u2019s usual laziness, they must have wet themselves when they saw the \u201cBeginner\u2019s Guide\u201d was scheduled. But more than that I\u2019m fed up that UK TV channels can provide this this sort of drossy TV which amounts to little more than chewing gum for the brain where serious issues like managing your money, considering cosmetic surgery, sexual assault or exploring your sexuality are featured with as much gravity as choosing a new washing detergent. In fact the only thing that annoyed me about the \u201cBeginner\u2019s Guide\u201d itself was its flimsiness and unnecessary use of two half naked models. Attractive as the models were they were unnecessary for the item.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Well, the FSOG bandwagon is approaching full speed isn\u2019t it. Even ITV\u2019s \u201cThis Morning\u201d woke everyone up by featuring a \u201cBeginner\u2019s Guide to Bondage\u201d and immediately providing the doltish \u201cjournalists\u201d … Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":12074,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[30,6,1120,14,35,25],"tags":[4152,4248,384,652,4153,3873,4151,1361,4154],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19189"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=19189"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19189\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19191,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19189\/revisions\/19191"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/12074"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=19189"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=19189"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=19189"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}