{"id":1965,"date":"2008-11-04T15:53:34","date_gmt":"2008-11-04T15:53:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.alexsuze.com\/?p=1965"},"modified":"2008-11-04T12:51:48","modified_gmt":"2008-11-04T12:51:48","slug":"extreme-kidnap-prank","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=1965","title":{"rendered":"Extreme Kidnap Prank"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"float: left; margin: 5px; border: 0px;\" src=\"\/images\/bondagechick.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"250\" height=\"250\" \/>Practical jokes are one thing, <a href=\"http:\/\/news.bbc.co.uk\/1\/hi\/england\/hampshire\/7707856.stm\" target=\"_blank\">but this one made me ask WTF?!<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Who decides it would be a great idea to get nekkid in November in England, get tied up and stand next to a road as a joke?<\/p>\n<p>People are going to jump to the wrong conclusions. Police time gets wasted and someone in need of police help might miss out.<\/p>\n<p>I suppose it might fall into the category of &#8220;Seemed like a good idea at the time \u2026&#8221; but c&#8217;mon. If they had applied any sort of thought to it after the initial &#8220;Wouldn&#8217;t it be great if \u2026&#8221; they would have seen there is only one outcome.<\/p>\n<p>Or maybe this is some new form of exhibitionist BDSM play?<\/p>\n<p>Someone enlighten me please.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Practical jokes are one thing, but this one made me ask WTF?! Who decides it would be a great idea to get nekkid in November in England, get tied up &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=1965\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1965"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1965"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1965\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1965"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1965"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1965"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}