{"id":1994,"date":"2008-11-16T20:01:14","date_gmt":"2008-11-16T20:01:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.alexsuze.com\/?p=1994"},"modified":"2008-11-15T20:05:05","modified_gmt":"2008-11-15T20:05:05","slug":"sex-toy-mia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=1994","title":{"rendered":"Sex Toy MIA"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"float: left; margin: 5px; border: 0px;\" src=\"\/images\/mia.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"241\" \/>No, I wasn&#8217;t referring to the MIA by Lelo. Although it is a lovely little vibe and if you like you can read my <a title=\"Lelo Mia Review\" href=\"http:\/\/www.sextoysbuzz.com\/lelo\/lelo-mia-review\" target=\"_blank\">Lelo Mia review<\/a> here.<\/p>\n<p>I was actually talking about one of my latest toys which should be winging its way to me. It was despatched over a week ago and still hasn&#8217;t arrived. Which is a bit of a bugger because I was all fired up about reviewing it.<\/p>\n<p>My toys usually arrive in a timely fashion and I haven&#8217;t had one go missing before. So, who do I suspect of toynapping my latest muse? The Royal Mail. They took sole responsibility for delivering it to my door and handing it over when I sign for it.<\/p>\n<p>Could it be that some delivery guy has just made his wife a very happy person? Is there someone out there who has just received a sex toy from their mailman husband?<\/p>\n<p>Personally I&#8217;m still holding hope out that it will be delivered to my door. I&#8217;ll let you know if it turns up. Until then I can only look at the pictures.<\/p>\n<p>If it doesn&#8217;t arrive in a couple of days I&#8217;ll be running a photofit of it so you can all keep your eyes peeled. Lol<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No, I wasn&#8217;t referring to the MIA by Lelo. Although it is a lovely little vibe and if you like you can read my Lelo Mia review here. I was &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=1994\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[46,7],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1994"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1994"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1994\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1994"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1994"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1994"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}