{"id":2002,"date":"2008-11-20T17:53:15","date_gmt":"2008-11-20T17:53:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.alexsuze.com\/?p=2002"},"modified":"2008-11-20T17:50:34","modified_gmt":"2008-11-20T17:50:34","slug":"just-plain-fucked-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=2002","title":{"rendered":"Just Plain Fucked Up"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"float: left; margin: 5px; border: 0px;\" src=\"\/images\/santagirl.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"217\" \/>Can someone please explain this to me? We decided to go out today and do a little Christmas shopping. Logic dictating that it was midweek, no school holidays and therefore the shopping mall would be quiet.<\/p>\n<p>WRONG!<\/p>\n<p>I have never seen it busier. Full of people. The carpark was packed the stores heaving. We bought a few unimaginative presents then made our way to the supermarket within the mall to get a sandwich and a drink. The queues stretched from the checkouts to the back of the store on every aisle. I heard one woman comment it had taken her over 30 minutes to get throuht the checkouts so I abandoned our lunch and we left.<\/p>\n<p>How fucked up is that? I dread to think what it will be like closer to Christmas.<\/p>\n<p>On the up side we got some more porn to look at. LOL<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Can someone please explain this to me? We decided to go out today and do a little Christmas shopping. Logic dictating that it was midweek, no school holidays and therefore &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=2002\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2002"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2002"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2002\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2002"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2002"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2002"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}