{"id":2003,"date":"2008-11-20T18:53:50","date_gmt":"2008-11-20T18:53:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.alexsuze.com\/?p=2003"},"modified":"2008-11-20T18:21:58","modified_gmt":"2008-11-20T18:21:58","slug":"getting-into-the-olsen-twins","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=2003","title":{"rendered":"Getting Into The Olsen Twins"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"float: left; margin: 5px; border: 0px;\" src=\"\/images\/olsen-twins.jpg\" alt=\"Olsen Twins\" width=\"325\" height=\"351\" \/>No, not like that, before you ask.<\/p>\n<p>Strange isn&#8217;t it how you can go through life totally oblivious of someone (or in this case two someones) while the rest of the world is so familiar with them. Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen are two such people.<\/p>\n<p>They have been of supreme disinterest to me today until I saw gift boxes branded with their faces and names for sale in Boots. I just looked them up.<\/p>\n<p>Very decorative.<\/p>\n<p>I read about their films hmmmmm.<\/p>\n<p>I can now forget them and become oblivious to them again.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No, not like that, before you ask. Strange isn&#8217;t it how you can go through life totally oblivious of someone (or in this case two someones) while the rest of &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=2003\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[606,605],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2003"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2003"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2003\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2003"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2003"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2003"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}