{"id":2064,"date":"2008-12-01T03:53:10","date_gmt":"2008-12-01T03:53:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.alexsuze.com\/?p=2064"},"modified":"2008-11-30T22:54:53","modified_gmt":"2008-11-30T22:54:53","slug":"you%e2%80%99re-not-coming-anywhere-near-me-with-those","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=2064","title":{"rendered":"You&#8217;re Not Coming Anywhere Near Me With Those"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a title=\"Butt Plug Pliers\" href=\"http:\/\/cgi.ebay.com\/MCDERMOTT-MCGRIPPER-PLIERS-TO-REMOVE-RUBBER-BUTT-PLUG_W0QQitemZ350121367824QQcmdZViewItemQQptZLH_DefaultDomain_0?_trksid=p3286.m20.l1116\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"float: left; margin: 5px; border: 0px;\" src=\"\/images\/pliers.jpg\" alt=\"Pliers\" width=\"100\" height=\"100\" \/><\/a>Guess where I have been again\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Yes, I confess I have been back on Ebay checking out strange auctions again. \ud83d\ude42 I have to admit that I am becoming addicted to searching for the most bizarre auction running on there. Next week I may have to check myself in to the Betty Ford clinic if I don&#8217;t stop. Lol<\/p>\n<p>This one I just couldn&#8217;t resist. Advertised as <a title=\"Butt Plug Pliers\" href=\"http:\/\/cgi.ebay.com\/MCDERMOTT-MCGRIPPER-PLIERS-TO-REMOVE-RUBBER-BUTT-PLUG_W0QQitemZ350121367824QQcmdZViewItemQQptZLH_DefaultDomain_0?_trksid=p3286.m20.l1116\" target=\"_blank\">McDermott McGripper Pliers To Remove Rubber Butt Plug<\/a>, I just had to check it out. At the same time I was a little scared, after all you wouldn&#8217;t want a pair of those anywhere near your ass would you?<\/p>\n<p>Intrigued I clicked to read up on the auction.<\/p>\n<p>Things were not as they appeared initially. It looks like (and I&#8217;m no expert on this, you may correct me if I&#8217;m wrong) you use them to remove the tip from a pool or snooker queue. I didn&#8217;t know that it was referred to as a butt.<\/p>\n<p>So if someone tells you they were chalking up their butt last night you know exactly what they were up to. Lol<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Guess where I have been again\u2026 Yes, I confess I have been back on Ebay checking out strange auctions again. \ud83d\ude42 I have to admit that I am becoming addicted &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=2064\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[654,655,656],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2064"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2064"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2064\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2064"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2064"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2064"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}