{"id":2070,"date":"2008-12-02T11:53:50","date_gmt":"2008-12-02T11:53:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.alexsuze.com\/?p=2070"},"modified":"2008-12-01T21:56:11","modified_gmt":"2008-12-01T21:56:11","slug":"do-my-boobs-look-big-in-this","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=2070","title":{"rendered":"Do My Boobs Look Big In This?"},"content":{"rendered":"

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I haven’t been watching I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here this year, in fact I haven’t watched any of the annually screened has-been & Z-list starring shows. It is difficult not to be pulled in to taking an interest with the media coverage the programmes attract.<\/p>\n

This morning I was driving in to work when they played an extract of an interview with this years “boy toy” Nicola McLean. Now I know nothing about this girl apart from the fact that she is silicone enhanced and a WAG. Both of which hold no interest for me.<\/p>\n

She came across on the audio as having the intellect of an amoeba. I was reminded of the Little Britain character Vicky Pollard. If you haven’t seen Vicky above is a clip so you know what I mean. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n

Nicola has previously complained about having to sleep in a hammock as her boobs give her a bad back. This time she was complaining about having to sit on a log and I quote
\n“I’ve brought the wrong bras.
\n“I should have worn sports bras but they don’t make the boobs look nice so I didn’t.
\n“This sounds like my fault but it’s not. Well, it is really because I did get them made this size.”
\nShe then wailed: “I’m not staying here any more.
\nDo you think she could be Vicky’s sister? Lol<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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