{"id":2081,"date":"2008-12-04T06:53:29","date_gmt":"2008-12-04T06:53:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.alexsuze.com\/?p=2081"},"modified":"2008-12-03T23:45:46","modified_gmt":"2008-12-03T23:45:46","slug":"cyber-sex-just-got-better","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=2081","title":{"rendered":"Cyber Sex Just Got Better"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"float: left; margin: 5px; border: 0px;\" src=\"\/images\/sexy-mouse.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" \/>I&#8217;m bloody addicted to Ebay! Since my first visit over there a few days ago I&#8217;ve now found I&#8217;m hooked. No Craigs List for me. I&#8217;m like a child looking up naughty words in the dictionary\u2026just like I used to.<\/p>\n<p>Surfing Ebay is also a great way to relax, so is sex, do the surfing after sex. Lol It&#8217;s not taking over my life, least not yet but I&#8217;m getting there. Does anyone know if Betty Ford takes in Ebay addicts?<\/p>\n<p>Tonights find was this <a title=\"Sexy Breasty Mouse!\" href=\"http:\/\/cgi.ebay.com\/Ergonomic-Sexy-Breast-3D-USB-Optical-Wheel-Mouse-Gift_W0QQitemZ220322587576QQcmdZViewItemQQptZPCA_Mice_Trackballs?hash=item220322587576&amp;_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&amp;_trkparms=72%3A1234%7C66%3A2%7C65%3A12%7C39%3A2%7C240%3A1318#ebayphotohosting\" target=\"_blank\">Ergonomic Sexy Breast 3D USB Optical Wheel Mouse\/Gift<\/a>\u00a0 the perfect novelty gift at Christmas.<\/p>\n<p>When you click those beautiful breasts they will feel just like a pornstars. Currently the bids are in at $2.99 so you better hurry.<\/p>\n<p>Also check out the cute frog, he is work safe.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m bloody addicted to Ebay! Since my first visit over there a few days ago I&#8217;ve now found I&#8217;m hooked. No Craigs List for me. I&#8217;m like a child looking &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=2081\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[402],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2081"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2081"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2081\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2081"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2081"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2081"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}