{"id":2083,"date":"2008-12-04T08:53:33","date_gmt":"2008-12-04T08:53:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.alexsuze.com\/?p=2083"},"modified":"2008-12-04T08:15:26","modified_gmt":"2008-12-04T08:15:26","slug":"unexpected-sex-in-the-kitchen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=2083","title":{"rendered":"Unexpected Sex In The Kitchen"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"float: left; margin: 5px; border: 0px;\" src=\"\/images\/latexmaids.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"418\" \/>I was in the kitchen preparing dinner, not the most sexy of jobs but necessary. \ud83d\ude42 I chopped the ends off the runner beans and then it hit me! Not a magical culinary eureka moment but I could smell sex.<\/p>\n<p>To be more precise, I could smell the male ejaculate. I bet you all think I have gone mad at this point but I haven&#8217;t. The seed (Lol) for this thought may have been planted by my last post In Essence but I don&#8217;t think so.<\/p>\n<p>The next time you are preparing runner beans for your dinner, take the time to smell them and see if you agree. It could be that they don&#8217;t smell of cum to anyone else but me. I&#8217;m sure we all smell differently and pick up varying aromas. Otherwise, I suppose we would all be wearing the same perfume and the requirement for choice would be negligible.<\/p>\n<p>Over the next few days, with my heightened awareness I am going to set about a mission. The mission to detect sexual smells in every day objects. Why don&#8217;t you all join in and let me know what smells remind you of sex and lets see what we can come up with.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was in the kitchen preparing dinner, not the most sexy of jobs but necessary. \ud83d\ude42 I chopped the ends off the runner beans and then it hit me! Not &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=2083\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2083"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2083"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2083\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2083"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2083"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2083"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}