{"id":2090,"date":"2008-12-06T11:53:14","date_gmt":"2008-12-06T11:53:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.alexsuze.com\/?p=2090"},"modified":"2008-12-06T10:21:30","modified_gmt":"2008-12-06T10:21:30","slug":"suze%e2%80%99s-early-morning-masturbatory-surprise","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=2090","title":{"rendered":"Suze&#8217;s Early Morning Masturbatory Surprise"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a title=\"Sex Toy Reviews\" href=\"http:\/\/sextoysbuzz.com\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"float: left; margin: 5px; border: 0px;\" src=\"\/images\/handonpussy.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"350\" height=\"357\" \/><\/a>We got a surprise delivery this morning. A brand new sex toy and one that looks absolutely beautiful. Suze is going to review it later today, but we&#8217;re not going to tell you quite what it is yet. That would spoil the surprise for you.<\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;ll have to check back later to find out which toy she got her hands on.<\/p>\n<p>However if you&#8217;re looking for a Christmas present for that special someone you can always check out our <a title=\"Sex Toy Reviews\" href=\"http:\/\/sextoysbuzz.com\" target=\"_blank\">sex toys reviews<\/a> over at SexToysBuzz while you&#8217;re waiting to find out about Suze&#8217;s new toy.<\/p>\n<p>See you later.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We got a surprise delivery this morning. A brand new sex toy and one that looks absolutely beautiful. Suze is going to review it later today, but we&#8217;re not going &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=2090\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2090"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2090"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2090\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2090"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2090"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2090"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}