{"id":2114,"date":"2008-12-11T00:53:20","date_gmt":"2008-12-11T00:53:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.alexsuze.com\/?p=2114"},"modified":"2008-12-10T22:44:40","modified_gmt":"2008-12-10T22:44:40","slug":"chinese-hot-housewives-in-macau","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=2114","title":{"rendered":"Chinese Hot Housewives In Macau"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"float: left; margin: 5px; border: 0px;\" src=\"\/images\/maxplanck.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"250\" height=\"353\" \/>One thing&#8217;s for certain, when Monty Python features a sketch in a tobacconist&#8217;s shop about a Hungarian with a less than reliable phrase book they identified a very real problem. You need to employ a good translator.<\/p>\n<p>Unfortunately the people at the Max Planck Institute didn&#8217;t understand this and have made a bit of a blunder. In their latest edition of the Institute&#8217;s journal they decided to feature a Chinese &#8220;classical poem&#8221; on the cover. It was only after the journal have been printed that they discovered the text was not a poem, but the text of a flier from a Macau strip joint advertising &#8220;Hot Housewives In Action!&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Or maybe it wasn&#8217;t a mistake, maybe it was just a way of trying to get otherwise introverted nuclear physicists to enjoy themselves a little?<\/p>\n<p>Schr\u00c3\u00b6dinger&#8217;s pussy was never like this \u2026<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Hot Housewives of Macau\" href=\"http:\/\/www.independent.co.uk\/arts-entertainment\/tv\/news\/chinese-classical-poem-was-brothel-ad-1058031.html\" target=\"_blank\">Read the full story in the Independent here<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One thing&#8217;s for certain, when Monty Python features a sketch in a tobacconist&#8217;s shop about a Hungarian with a less than reliable phrase book they identified a very real problem. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=2114\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2114"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2114"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2114\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2114"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2114"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2114"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}