{"id":2147,"date":"2008-12-17T07:54:01","date_gmt":"2008-12-17T07:54:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.alexsuze.com\/?p=2147"},"modified":"2008-12-16T23:13:37","modified_gmt":"2008-12-16T23:13:37","slug":"period-fucks-his-words-not-mine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=2147","title":{"rendered":"Period Fucks – His Words Not Mine"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Shakespeare\"William Shakespeare – Sonnet Number 18<\/p>\n

“Shall I compare thee to a Summer’s day?
\nThou art more lovely and more temperate:
\nRough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
\nAnd Summer’s lease hath all too short a date:
\nSometime too hot the eye of heaven shines,
\nAnd oft’ is his gold complexion dimm’d;
\nAnd every fair from fair sometime declines,
\nBy chance or nature’s changing course untrimm’d:
\nBut thy eternal Summer shall not fade
\nNor lose possession of that fair thou owest;
\nNor shall Death brag thou wanderest in his shade,
\nWhen in eternal lines to time thou growest:<\/p>\n

So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see,
\nSo long lives this, and this gives life to thee.”<\/p>\n

While Shakespeare is undoubtedly one of the pillars of English language literature, there are alternate ways to say things:<\/p>\n

Darlin’ you’re lookin’ gorgeous tonight.
\nAny chance of a shag?
\nI’ll respect you and all that afterwards.
\nAnd anyway, we’re neither of us getting any younger,
\nSo how about we get married while you’ll still look fit on the wedding photos
\nAll my mates will be fuckin’ green with envy.<\/p>\n

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