{"id":2149,"date":"2008-12-17T20:53:40","date_gmt":"2008-12-17T20:53:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.alexsuze.com\/?p=2149"},"modified":"2008-12-17T20:49:14","modified_gmt":"2008-12-17T20:49:14","slug":"the-lazy-kama-sutra","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=2149","title":{"rendered":"Alternative Kama Sutra"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"float: left; margin: 5px; border: 0px;\" src=\"\/images\/lazy-kama-sutra.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" \/>This virus I have has wiped me out for almost a week now. I must have had just about every cold symptom possible, sneezing, wheezing, aching, sore throat, tiredness and coughing. I&#8217;ll kill that little bastard who brought it in to work. Grrrrrrrrr!<\/p>\n<p>Despite my illness I still get horny I suppose there is no suppressing that, it must be instinctive. Lol I think the only thing which may hold me back would be a broken leg but I&#8217;m sure I would find a way around that. Lol<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve just finished writing out loads of Christmas cards which I bough a couple of weeks ago and never got around to. And now for some reason I feel absolutely drained.<\/p>\n<p>I have found something which may come in handy whilst surfing the internet earlier, it may just benefit some of you too. It&#8217;s the Perfect Position Selector, simply enter your fitness level etc and you are supplied with a sexual position to suit.<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Lazy Kama Sutra\" href=\"http:\/\/choosers.ivillage.com\/love\/perfect_position\/\" target=\"_blank\">Go on give it a try you know you want to<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This virus I have has wiped me out for almost a week now. I must have had just about every cold symptom possible, sneezing, wheezing, aching, sore throat, tiredness and &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=2149\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2149"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2149"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2149\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2149"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2149"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2149"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}