{"id":2162,"date":"2008-12-19T23:53:18","date_gmt":"2008-12-19T23:53:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.alexsuze.com\/?p=2162"},"modified":"2008-12-19T22:24:41","modified_gmt":"2008-12-19T22:24:41","slug":"fancy-a-34ee-blonde","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=2162","title":{"rendered":"Fancy A 34EE Blonde?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"float: left; margin: 5px; border: 0px;\" src=\"\/images\/openwide.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"400\" \/>I returned to work today after a four days off sick. My return wasn&#8217;t through a sense of duty but necessity, I&#8217;m not sure how much money I will be docked off my next pay cheque, they are as tight as a duck ass where I work. Lol<\/p>\n<p>Horny is still on her holiday and Busty was pleased to see me back. I asked her if she had been run off her feet and she said it had been quiet. In fact all we have done today is chat, she said &#8220;I love to just sit and chat at this time of year&#8221;. Who was I to contradict her, I didn&#8217;t feel totally up to speed anyway.<\/p>\n<p>It had been more than a week since our night out with the guy she fancied the pants off and I was eager to find out what had happened. Not a lot, she said he text her a couple of times and then things went quiet.<\/p>\n<p>To make her feel better I reminded her that he had a girlfriend and that he may not want to two-time her. And that he may be working up to giving her the push rather than cheating on her, unlike her present bloke.<\/p>\n<p>She had also come to a conclusion about that relationship, she was going to give him the push somewhere between Christmas and the New Year. I encouraged her, that guy is a twat who takes her for granted and is so selfish.<\/p>\n<p>Busty said come the New Year things were going to change, she was going to get out there and find someone who did want to love her. I told her she was so right and had wasted too much time on him already.<\/p>\n<p>So, any of you out there want a 5&#8242; 2&#8243;, eyes of blue (sorry got carried away there. Lol) 34EE blonde for Christmas?<\/p>\n<p>Alex, put your hand down.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I returned to work today after a four days off sick. My return wasn&#8217;t through a sense of duty but necessity, I&#8217;m not sure how much money I will be &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=2162\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2162"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2162"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2162\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2162"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2162"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2162"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}