{"id":2203,"date":"2008-12-28T12:54:59","date_gmt":"2008-12-28T12:54:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.alexsuze.com\/?p=2203"},"modified":"2008-12-28T12:34:00","modified_gmt":"2008-12-28T12:34:00","slug":"new-porn-star-ree-petra","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=2203","title":{"rendered":"New Porn Star Ree Petra"},"content":{"rendered":"<table border=\"0\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td>\u00a0<img loading=\"lazy\" style=\"margin: 5px; border: 0px;\" src=\"\/images\/ree-petra.jpg\" alt=\"Ree-Petra\" width=\"300\" height=\"359\" \/><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>We got a DVD out yesterday with Ree Petra. No, I&#8217;d never heard of her before, but when I first glanced the cover of the DVD I thought, ooh! She looks like Samantha Janus.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>\u00a0<img loading=\"lazy\" style=\"margin: 5px; border: 0px;\" src=\"\/images\/samantha-janus.jpg\" alt=\"Samantha Janus\" width=\"300\" height=\"434\" \/><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>Well now I&#8217;m not so sure because I&#8217;ve got Britt Eklund in my mind.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>\u00a0<img loading=\"lazy\" style=\"margin: 5px; border: 0px;\" src=\"\/images\/britt-eklund.jpg\" alt=\"Britt Eklund\" width=\"309\" height=\"399\" \/><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>That was fine until I found this picture of Britt-Eklund, where she looks like Duffy.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>\u00a0<img style=\"margin: 5px; border: 0px;\" src=\"\/images\/britt-eklund-as-duffy.jpg\" alt=\"ritt Eklund\" \/><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>See what I mean? Now I&#8217;m confused<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>\u00a0<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0 We got a DVD out yesterday with Ree Petra. No, I&#8217;d never heard of her before, but when I first glanced the cover of the DVD I thought, ooh! &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=2203\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[715,716,713,714],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2203"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2203"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2203\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2203"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2203"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2203"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}