{"id":2204,"date":"2008-12-28T17:54:21","date_gmt":"2008-12-28T17:54:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.alexsuze.com\/?p=2204"},"modified":"2008-12-28T18:19:59","modified_gmt":"2008-12-28T18:19:59","slug":"fucking-machines-automated-arousal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=2204","title":{"rendered":"Fucking Machines &#8211; Automated Arousal"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"float: left; margin: 5px; border: 0px;\" src=\"\/images\/sybian.jpg\" alt=\"Sybian\" width=\"300\" height=\"223\" \/>I have written before about fucking machines they never fail to make me laugh and there are always new designs out there on the market. Which makes me ask &#8220;who would want to buy one of these?&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>The first one I remember coming in to contact with was the Sybian which is basically a cushioned ramp with a mechanised dildo mounted in the middle (check out image to the left). It was being displayed at a show over here in the UK and the model had to wear clothing which made it look even more ridiculous.<\/p>\n<p>Then came the extreme fucking machines which were nothing more than a piston with a dildo mounted on the end. You would have to be careful not to go off centre with one of those. Lol<\/p>\n<p>And if you are budget conscious you can now purchase an inflatable couch with one mounted it. I bet you have to be careful about slipping and rolling about on that, you could end up with the cock where you didn&#8217;t expect it. Ouch!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignright\" style=\"float: right; margin: 5px; border: 0px;\" src=\"\/images\/fucking-machine-teapot.jpg\" alt=\"Teapot Fucking Machine\" width=\"294\" height=\"439\" \/>Now you can have a machine which resembles a teapot or perhaps one of those dome shaped vaccum cleaners. I&#8217;m not sure which it most looks like. Either way I just can&#8217;t help but laugh my ass off at it.<\/p>\n<p>Have you seen anything weird and wonderful out there? If so email me the link and I can feature it here to share with everyone. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have written before about fucking machines they never fail to make me laugh and there are always new designs out there on the market. Which makes me ask &#8220;who &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=2204\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[718,717,719],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2204"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2204"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2204\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2204"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2204"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2204"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}