{"id":2214,"date":"2008-12-30T19:54:09","date_gmt":"2008-12-30T19:54:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.alexsuze.com\/?p=2214"},"modified":"2008-12-30T19:51:29","modified_gmt":"2008-12-30T19:51:29","slug":"porn-dvd-alert","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=2214","title":{"rendered":"Porn DVD Alert!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"float: left; margin: 5px; border: 0px;\" src=\"\/images\/bustygirl.jpg\" alt=\"AlexSuze\" width=\"300\" height=\"400\" \/>Suze and I were just discussing last night&#8217;s visit by my parents when I remembered the DVD player incident. OK, well potential incident.<\/p>\n<p>A few months ago we bought a new DVD player and moved our old one into the living room. I never connected it up because we don&#8217;t watch DVDs down there &#8211; if you know what I mean. Well, come on. Even if it&#8217;s not a porn DVD why sit up and watch a film when you can lay back and watch in the utmost comfort in bed.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, because I hadn&#8217;t turned the thing on I was in a bit of a position when nephew, who has been stopping with us for a couple of days, got restless and I suggested he watch a DVD. I realised the player might have something R18 in it. I quickly pulled the Scart lead and pressed eject. To my relief there was nothing in the drive.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Suze and I were just discussing last night&#8217;s visit by my parents when I remembered the DVD player incident. OK, well potential incident. A few months ago we bought a &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=2214\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2214"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2214"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2214\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2214"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2214"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2214"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}