{"id":2227,"date":"2009-01-01T13:54:35","date_gmt":"2009-01-01T13:54:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.alexsuze.com\/?p=2227"},"modified":"2009-01-01T19:34:46","modified_gmt":"2009-01-01T19:34:46","slug":"finger-fucks-with-a-very-special-vibrator","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=2227","title":{"rendered":"Finger Fucks With A Very Special Vibrator"},"content":{"rendered":"<table border=\"0\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td>\u00a0<img loading=\"lazy\" style=\"margin: 5px; border: 0px;\" src=\"\/images\/real-finger-vibe.jpg\" alt=\"Real Finger Vibe\" width=\"450\" height=\"130\" \/><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>Take One Finger And A Vibrator.\u00a0 I seem to be on a bit of a role with my strange and ill-conceived sex toy search. This one is probably one of the most amusing toys I have seen up to now. And I say up to now because I am still searching.Call it the pervert in me if you will but whenever I find a weird sex toy I always know I&#8217;ll find something just that little bit stranger tomorrow.Simplicity is its middle name, it is quite literally a finger vibe with a finger mounted on the top. Ingenious!I bet you all want one now don&#8217;t you? *giggle*<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0 Take One Finger And A Vibrator.\u00a0 I seem to be on a bit of a role with my strange and ill-conceived sex toy search. This one is probably one &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=2227\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2227"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2227"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2227\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4575,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2227\/revisions\/4575"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2227"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2227"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2227"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}