{"id":2247,"date":"2009-01-04T18:54:33","date_gmt":"2009-01-04T18:54:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.alexsuze.com\/?p=2247"},"modified":"2009-01-04T18:52:24","modified_gmt":"2009-01-04T18:52:24","slug":"lucy-pinder%e2%80%99s-hungry-pussy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=2247","title":{"rendered":"Lucy Pinder’s Hungry Pussy"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"LucyI admit it we’ve been watching Celebrity Big Brother. Only briefly mind you, while we were in bed this afternoon just prior to a bit of you know what.<\/p>\n

I had to share something that tickled me about the show. Not because it was dirty or even said in a way that carried any sort of innuendo. It’s just my dirty mind.<\/p>\n

Lucy Pinder was talking to one of the other housemates. Don’t ask me who, seriously if Lucy Pinder is talking am I actually going to be paying attention to anyone else? She was explaining that she was worried her cats might get over-fed while she was in the house. Apparently they’re prone to over eating and her boyfriend and mother who look after them while she’s away tend to over-fill their bowls.<\/p>\n

Which is why I blurted out “Lucy Pinder’s Hungry Pussy!”. Suze tutted at me, with mock disapproval, but I’m holding onto that image for just a little while \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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