{"id":2259,"date":"2009-01-06T23:54:15","date_gmt":"2009-01-06T23:54:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.alexsuze.com\/?p=2259"},"modified":"2009-01-06T22:22:56","modified_gmt":"2009-01-06T22:22:56","slug":"chocolate-and-blowjobs-don%e2%80%99t-mix","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=2259","title":{"rendered":"Chocolate And Blowjobs Don&#8217;t Mix!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"float: left; margin: 5px; border: 0px;\" src=\"\/images\/blowjob.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" \/>I haven&#8217;t been in work over Christmas but because my arsehole employers insist that we open regardless of the fact that none of our clients do, one person has to cover. I avoided the chore for the second time running so I have to get out of there before next Christmas. Lol<\/p>\n<p>There are some perks, when I got back in yesterday there had been a deluge of chocolate given to us by some nice people. Horny had eaten quite a bit because she had been covering but there were still a couple of boxes left.<\/p>\n<p>Normally I don&#8217;t bother with chocolate, I much prefer savoury, cheese is one of my naughty indulgences. You can never have enough of it. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>Where was I? Oh yes, Horny offered me a chocolate this afternoon following lunch and insisted that I have one despite my protestations that I wasn&#8217;t bothered. I removed the shiny foil wrapper and devoid of daintiness put the whole thing in at once.<\/p>\n<p>As I started to bite the hard outer a shard of chocolate made contact with my soft palate just behind my front tooth and I nearly shot out of my chair it was so painful. &#8220;Ouch!&#8221;, I exclaimed facilitating a &#8220;What&#8217;s a matter&#8221; from Busty sat to the right of me.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I thought my mouth was tender last night when\u2026&#8221;, I stopped myself in my tracks when I realised what I was about to say and where I was about to say it. The words which fought to escape from my mouth were &#8220;I though my mouth was tender last night when I gave Alex a blojob&#8221;. \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p>After applying a bit of quick thinking it became, &#8220;I thought my mouth was tender last night when eating my dinner&#8221;. Lol<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I haven&#8217;t been in work over Christmas but because my arsehole employers insist that we open regardless of the fact that none of our clients do, one person has to &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=2259\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2259"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2259"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2259\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2259"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2259"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2259"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}