{"id":2279,"date":"2009-01-10T01:54:40","date_gmt":"2009-01-10T01:54:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=2279"},"modified":"2009-01-10T00:22:47","modified_gmt":"2009-01-10T00:22:47","slug":"carpark-masturbation-update","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=2279","title":{"rendered":"Carpark Masturbation Update"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"Should This\u2026Be This Colour?<\/p>\n

It’s turned cold again over here after a brief spell of blue skies and sunshine, which raised the spirits and made us all look to Spring. Lunchtime is a killer, I have to start the car engine when I park up just to warm the car up. Can you just visualise me with 2 cardigans on sitting in a car in the middle of Winter eating my sandwich, if it gets any colder I may have to resort to hat a gloves too.<\/p>\n

Sadly gone are the days of lunchtime masturbation, it’s far too cold for that. Lol<\/p>\n

No more salads for us, I’m cooking wholesome stews, soups and yesterday for the first time in ages. In fact I can’t remember when I last ate it, we had liver in onion and red wine gravy. It was delicious and so comforting to eat.<\/p>\n

About an hour later I went to the toilet for a pee and as I stood to flush I looked in to the bowl as you do. I was taken aback, my urine was bright yellow. It almost fluoresced it was so golden.<\/p>\n

I can only attribute this glow pee to eating liver as my urine has never to my recollection been that colour before. After flushing I went to tell Alex and he said that liver does that to urine. How strange. Do you know of any other foods which change the colour of your pee?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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