{"id":2283,"date":"2009-01-10T23:54:38","date_gmt":"2009-01-10T23:54:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=2283"},"modified":"2009-01-10T17:48:50","modified_gmt":"2009-01-10T17:48:50","slug":"ben-dover-double-weekend","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=2283","title":{"rendered":"Ben Dover Double Weekend"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"float: left; margin: 5px; border: 0px;\" src=\"\/images\/livingtd1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"195\" \/>Early Friday morning there was an unexpected knock on the door, Alex had left for work so I answered it. It was a special delivery of sex toys to be signed for. I&#8217;m always thankful that you don&#8217;t have to declare the contents of a package when it is being delivered domestically.<\/p>\n<p>Can you imagine the postman standing on your door and reading out the following:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Package for Miss Suzanne Hamilton to sign for&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Contents listed as follows\u2026&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;One glass butt plug&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;A multi speed vibrating rabbit&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;One ball gag&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>By now my face would be a deep shade of red revealing my obvious embarrassment.<\/p>\n<p>The contents listed above aren&#8217;t the ones I received in my package but are typical examples of the things we have reviewed. What I did get was a Ben Dover toy to test, I&#8217;m looking forward to trying it out as I haven&#8217;t tried his range before. And he claims on the packaging that no-one knows sex toys better than him.<\/p>\n<p>Hmmm, that sounds like a challenge. Lol<\/p>\n<p>The latest DVD&#8217;s we purchased were due back to exchange this weekend too. I was surprised at how many people were in there looking around. Not many titles which caught our eyes this week. I think they have run the stock down, maybe to get some new, lets hope so.<\/p>\n<p>We did spot Ben&#8217;s range of porn in there though and decided to make it a Ben double so we came away with one of his titles which will be reviewed here in due course. It also means that I can have a bit of a play whilst watching his porn.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s a cold dark day outside but I think things are going to start to heat up indoors! \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Early Friday morning there was an unexpected knock on the door, Alex had left for work so I answered it. It was a special delivery of sex toys to be &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=2283\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2283"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2283"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2283\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2283"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2283"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2283"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}