{"id":2290,"date":"2009-01-12T11:54:39","date_gmt":"2009-01-12T11:54:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=2290"},"modified":"2009-01-11T22:02:58","modified_gmt":"2009-01-11T22:02:58","slug":"charlotte-church-in-shagging-frenzy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=2290","title":{"rendered":"Charlotte Church In Shagging Frenzy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"float: left; margin: 5px; border: 0px;\" src=\"\/images\/charlotte-church-hair.jpg\" alt=\"Charlotte Church\" width=\"300\" height=\"375\" \/>You know what it&#8217;s like, you&#8217;re 22 you&#8217;ve had a baby girl 9 months ago so you jump on your rugby player boyfriend&#8217;s bones and get yourself up the duff again. I mean, you&#8217;re after 6 or maybe 8 kids and you want them all popped out by the time you&#8217;re 32 \u2026<\/p>\n<p>Either Charlotte church is pulling the collective journalists&#8217; plonker or she needs to seriously rethink her life goals. Eight kids? Is she mad? See this article on the BBC&#8217;s new site.<\/p>\n<p>Family size is a matter of personal choice but eight kids! That&#8217;s one big commitment for someone who presumably wants to maintain a career in showbiz.<\/p>\n<p>Ah well I suppose that&#8217;s what nannies are for. But surely, if you&#8217;re having kids you want to spend at least some of your time with them, and if you have a career dividing what time you do have by 2 is easier than by 6 or even 8.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You know what it&#8217;s like, you&#8217;re 22 you&#8217;ve had a baby girl 9 months ago so you jump on your rugby player boyfriend&#8217;s bones and get yourself up the duff &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=2290\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[331],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2290"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2290"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2290\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2290"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2290"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2290"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}