{"id":2305,"date":"2009-01-15T08:54:07","date_gmt":"2009-01-15T08:54:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=2305"},"modified":"2009-01-14T22:06:01","modified_gmt":"2009-01-14T22:06:01","slug":"i-can-never-have-too-much-cock","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=2305","title":{"rendered":"I Can Never Have Too Much Cock"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"float: left; margin: 5px; border: 0px;\" src=\"\/images\/sexy-pottery.jpg\" alt=\"Romeo Lombardi Plate\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" \/>I&#8217;m sure most of you know by now that I have a wickedly dirty sense of humour. My colleagues Busty and Horny at work can&#8217;t keep up with me sometimes. Lol I try to bring the subject of conversation round to sex and sexuality when ever I can. Well, it makes for a more interesting day at work doesn&#8217;t it. \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p>I have also at times come very close to giving myself away, proffering advice on adult products is dangerous. Especially when you are asked where they should purchase said product from. I would love to advise them to visit one of our sponsors but it would be like leaving a breadcrumb trail back to here.<\/p>\n<p>One thing I don&#8217;t want to do is reveal my other life.<\/p>\n<p>Lacking in subject matter to write about I decided to key naughty words in to google and see what it brought up for me. It&#8217;s a favourite of mine and can quite often lead to some interesting article subjects.<\/p>\n<p>And tonight it brought up a site that makes that lovely plate at the top of this post. The artist is Romeo Lombardi, an Italian with a naughty sense of humour. <a title=\"Romeo Lombardi\" href=\"http:\/\/www.sexypottery.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Check out his work<\/a>, it could be fun keeping the dust from settling on it. \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m sure most of you know by now that I have a wickedly dirty sense of humour. My colleagues Busty and Horny at work can&#8217;t keep up with me sometimes. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=2305\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[102,3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2305"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2305"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2305\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4882,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2305\/revisions\/4882"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2305"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2305"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2305"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}