{"id":2316,"date":"2009-01-16T23:54:56","date_gmt":"2009-01-16T23:54:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=2316"},"modified":"2009-01-16T22:32:45","modified_gmt":"2009-01-16T22:32:45","slug":"pervert-in-purple-anyone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=2316","title":{"rendered":"Pervert In Purple Anyone?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"float: left; margin: 5px; border: 0px;\" src=\"\/images\/purplepants.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"226\" \/>Faithful to the cause I wore my purple top to work this morning to support International Fetish Day. It felt like being part of an underground movement, a secret society. Quite exciting really, wondering who would participate and who would just be wearing a purple garment without knowledge.<\/p>\n<p>That was the fun bit.<\/p>\n<p>I had only drive about 2 miles from home when I spotted a guy walking on the path near to the road. His jumper caught my eye because it was quite hideous a geometric pattern which would have fitted in better in the 80&#8217;s. Or perhaps not. Lol<\/p>\n<p>Once I got beyond registering the abstract colour vomit, I noticed that the predominant colour was purple. And as I drove past him and caught the last moments of him in my rear view mirror I wondered if it was the only item in his wardrobe with purple in it. I guess I will never know.<\/p>\n<p>When I walked in to the office the girls were wearing black, much to my disappointment. Neither of them had one drop of colour, I almost asked who&#8217;d died. I pondered the thought &#8220;What if Busty had turned up covered in purple&#8221; as I powered up my PC. Alas, it was not to be\u2026<\/p>\n<p>For the rest of the morning I was having fun checking out other members of staff as they came in the office. Nobody was wearing purple. Then my boss arrived wearing a light purple shirt, could he be? I dismissed the thought straight away he was far too conservative for that. But don&#8217;t they say it is always the ones you would least suspect.<\/p>\n<p>I drove out of the office car park at lunchtime and caught site of a group of three guys in the car park opposite and they were all wearing light purple shirts. Either their office had a dress code or they miraculously dressed the same this morning\u2026or they are kinksters just like me.<\/p>\n<p>And so it went on for the rest of the day, me checking everyone out but I didn&#8217;t see anyone else wearing purple. It was good fun and playing a secret game made my Friday pass quickly. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Faithful to the cause I wore my purple top to work this morning to support International Fetish Day. It felt like being part of an underground movement, a secret society. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=2316\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3,35,25],"tags":[848,849],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2316"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2316"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2316\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2316"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2316"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2316"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}