{"id":2331,"date":"2009-01-19T16:54:03","date_gmt":"2009-01-19T16:54:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=2331"},"modified":"2009-01-19T16:49:09","modified_gmt":"2009-01-19T16:49:09","slug":"fuck-britney-would-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=2331","title":{"rendered":"F.U.C.K Britney &#8211; Would You?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img class=\"alignleft\" style=\"float: left; margin: 5px; border: 0px;\" src=\"\/images\/britney-spears-pink-hat.jpg\" alt=\"Britney Spears\" \/>A round of applause please for the publicists who encouraged Britney Spears to sing the song &#8220;If You Seek Amy&#8221;. I wish I&#8217;d cum up with that piece of coded controversy.<\/p>\n<p>I really do want Britney to make a go of it and rebuild some sort of career, but is this the right way? In some ways I can&#8217;t bring myself to be bothered as it&#8217;s rather funny, but part of me thinks it&#8217;s a bit desperate and the popular press can smell desperation a mile off.<\/p>\n<p>The vulture might start circling over the twitching corpse of her career again.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A round of applause please for the publicists who encouraged Britney Spears to sing the song &#8220;If You Seek Amy&#8221;. I wish I&#8217;d cum up with that piece of coded &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=2331\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[493,873],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2331"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2331"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2331\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2331"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2331"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2331"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}