{"id":2349,"date":"2009-01-22T21:54:37","date_gmt":"2009-01-22T21:54:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=2349"},"modified":"2009-01-22T21:45:57","modified_gmt":"2009-01-22T21:45:57","slug":"get-your-cock-out","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=2349","title":{"rendered":"Get Your Cock Out!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a title=\"Creepy Grandad Outfit\" href=\"http:\/\/cgi.ebay.co.uk\/FLASHER-Fancy-Dress-Costume-MENS-Grandad-Naughty-STAG_W0QQitemZ260313139022QQcmdZViewItemQQptZAdult_Fancy_Dress_UK?hash=item260313139022&amp;_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&amp;_trkparms=72%3A1295%7C66%3A2%7C65%3A12%7C39%3A1%7C240%3A1318\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"float: left; margin: 5px; border: 0px;\" src=\"\/images\/get-your-dick-out.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"247\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a>I have never purchased anything from the Ebay site. But on the other hand I must admit to almost having an addiction to the site. For I&#8217;m constantly doing a naughty search on the site, which I suppose is the equivalent to looking up dirty words in the dictionary when you were young.<\/p>\n<p>Come on we all did it! \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p>Just type in your search string and away you go. Panties or used panties would bring up a wealth of entries for a starter. It&#8217;s fun just checking out if your search finds anything. Or is that just me?<\/p>\n<p>Today I entered the word &#8220;Naughty&#8221; in the hope of finding something humorous or interesting. I scrolled through all sorts of stuff but nothing caught my eye until I got to page 2 and <a title=\"Creepy Grandad\" href=\"http:\/\/cgi.ebay.co.uk\/FLASHER-Fancy-Dress-Costume-MENS-Grandad-Naughty-STAG_W0QQitemZ260313139022QQcmdZViewItemQQptZAdult_Fancy_Dress_UK?hash=item260313139022&amp;_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&amp;_trkparms=72%3A1295%7C66%3A2%7C65%3A12%7C39%3A1%7C240%3A1318\" target=\"_blank\">this grabbed my attention I can&#8217;t think why<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>I find it is a little bit scary and it is from the UK. I&#8217;m not sure how to take that. Lol<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have never purchased anything from the Ebay site. But on the other hand I must admit to almost having an addiction to the site. For I&#8217;m constantly doing a &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=2349\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2349"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2349"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2349\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2349"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2349"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2349"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}