{"id":2376,"date":"2009-01-27T18:54:50","date_gmt":"2009-01-27T18:54:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=2376"},"modified":"2009-01-27T18:37:07","modified_gmt":"2009-01-27T18:37:07","slug":"plug-that-hole","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=2376","title":{"rendered":"Plug That Hole"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"float: left; margin: 5px; border: 0px;\" src=\"\/images\/golfgirl.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"293\" height=\"405\" \/>This may be my dirty mind at work but Suze just read out the URL of the website for the sink cleaner we have <a title=\"Plug Holes Need Love Too\" href=\"http:\/\/plugholesneedlovetoo.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">http:\/\/plugholesneedlovetoo.com\/<\/a>. Does that sound dirty or what?<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m sure there are other sites out there, perfectly innocent but with dodgy sounding names. I tried the British Rubber Company, but alas their domain is registered and parked here <a title=\"British Rubber Company\" href=\"http:\/\/www.britishrubber.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">http:\/\/www.britishrubber.com\/<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Of course you could try the\u00a0<a title=\"UK Lubricants Association\" href=\"http:\/\/www.ukla.org.uk\/\" target=\"_blank\">United Kingdom Lubricants Association<\/a>. Sadly they too have absolutely nothing to do with the sex industry.<\/p>\n<p>Finally Googling &#8220;Tips on hooking&#8221; produced this <a title=\"Tips On Hooking\" href=\"http:\/\/www.golf-trainer.com\/golf-tips\/golf-tips-on-hooking-the-ball.html\" target=\"_blank\">http:\/\/www.golf-trainer.com\/golf-tips\/golf-tips-on-hooking-the-ball.html<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Do you guys have any more?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This may be my dirty mind at work but Suze just read out the URL of the website for the sink cleaner we have http:\/\/plugholesneedlovetoo.com\/. Does that sound dirty or &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=2376\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2376"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2376"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2376\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5123,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2376\/revisions\/5123"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2376"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2376"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2376"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}