{"id":2382,"date":"2009-01-29T00:54:29","date_gmt":"2009-01-29T00:54:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=2382"},"modified":"2009-01-28T22:45:55","modified_gmt":"2009-01-28T22:45:55","slug":"xtc-stripper","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=2382","title":{"rendered":"XTC Stripper"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"I shouldn’t laugh at other people’s misfortunes but sometimes the circumstances have you heaving with laughter.<\/p>\n

The headline read “A man who was smacked in the nose by a stripper’s platform shoe during her routine is suing a strip club”. He is wanting to claim \u00a318,00 in damages.<\/p>\n

I’m not sure if I was him that I would want my name all over the tabloid press admitting that I had frequented a strip club.<\/p>\n

This took place in the XTC club in Akron, Ohio last year. Yusuf Evans aged 37 was watching an erotic dancer called Tiara when she did a high kick as part of her act and her shoe flew off her foot, hitting Mr Evans in the face.<\/p>\n

The result was a chipped nose on ones side leading to trouble breathing. He may need surgery as he claims that his breathing is impaired by his passageway getting clogged up.<\/p>\n

He claims that the XTC management “Allowed dancers to wear improper attire (what would be improper about a dancer wearing heels? Lol) and staged performances that made the stage a hazardous area. LMAO Can you just imagine them having to cordon off the area around the stage with black and yellow tape.<\/p>\n

BTW, Mr Evans claims that it was his first visit to a strip club and that he was entertaining visitors at the time. Yeah, OK we believe you. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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