{"id":2390,"date":"2009-01-30T16:54:10","date_gmt":"2009-01-30T16:54:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=2390"},"modified":"2009-01-29T22:44:56","modified_gmt":"2009-01-29T22:44:56","slug":"when-i-fucked-the-teacher","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=2390","title":{"rendered":"When I Fucked The Teacher"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"float: left; margin: 5px; border: 0px;\" src=\"\/images\/lucy-pinder-school.jpg\" alt=\"Lucy Pinder\" width=\"280\" height=\"346\" \/>Apologies to Abba for that one. When I was at school my O-Level biology teacher was female. Boy was she female. I would fantasise about her quite regularly. The big joke was of course that we were looking forward to her giving the sex-ed practical. Alas it never cam eto pass, for some reason LOL.<\/p>\n<p>Suffice to say that my school biology teacher was the sort of fresh-out-of-college dark haired and nicely curvy woman that made the perfect masturbation fantasy.<\/p>\n<p>I mention her because I was just in the shower and she popped inot my head. No, not because I was cracking one off, but it occurred to me that while there are certain educational establishments across the world that offer courses in sexology and similar subject I&#8217;ve never seen one that offers a degree in adult.<\/p>\n<p>Porn and the adult industry in general is just as valid an occupation as any other. You can get a qualification in &#8220;Tourism Management&#8221; or &#8220;Hospitality&#8221;, why not a degree in &#8220;Sex Toys&#8221; or &#8220;Adult Industry Studies&#8221;?<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s an increasing demand for adult material, films and shall we say, personal products. Like all industries you need to know that the people you&#8217;re employing know what they&#8217;re talking about and meet certain standards.<\/p>\n<p>Oxford, Cambridge, Edinburgh, you know it makes sense, put it in the curriculum today.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Apologies to Abba for that one. When I was at school my O-Level biology teacher was female. Boy was she female. I would fantasise about her quite regularly. The big &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=2390\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2390"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2390"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2390\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5209,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2390\/revisions\/5209"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2390"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2390"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2390"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}