{"id":2393,"date":"2009-01-31T01:54:34","date_gmt":"2009-01-31T01:54:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=2393"},"modified":"2009-01-31T00:06:18","modified_gmt":"2009-01-31T00:06:18","slug":"fuck-me-shoes-at-a-price","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=2393","title":{"rendered":"Fuck Me Shoes At A Price!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"float: left; margin: 5px; border: 0px;\" src=\"\/images\/shitty-shoes.jpg\" alt=\"Vivier Shoes\" width=\"239\" height=\"233\" \/>I know it seems to have become a bit of a tradition that girls collect shoes but I have never been one to follow the norm. For me shoes are practical, yes I like to have heels to go out in, trainers to exercise and walk in. I&#8217;m more of a practical girl. Why do I need loads of shoes which will cost a fortune and sit in my wardrobe most of the time.<\/p>\n<p>Busty at work revealed to me the other day that she has more than a hundred pairs of shoes. In fact so many that she was having to invest in a stacking method to get them all to fit in her closet.<\/p>\n<p>You have to ask is it really necessary to have that many. It reminded me a little of people on social networking sites who have to collect friends to boost their self worth. To prove how popular they can be.<\/p>\n<p>Is this compensating for something? I don&#8217;t know. Do we have any psychologists in the house?<\/p>\n<p>And to be honest it maddens me to read just how much we spend on things which don&#8217;t matter like handbags, clothing and shoes.<\/p>\n<p>So you can imagine how I reacted to this totally tasteless pair of shoes when I read <a title=\"Vivier \u00a330,00 shoes\" href=\"http:\/\/www.telegraph.co.uk\/news\/4400073\/Paris-Haute-Couture-Week-revealed-the-30000-Roger-Vivier-heels.html\" target=\"_blank\">this article<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Surely you have to be a fuck wit to think they either look good or are worth that kind of money. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I know it seems to have become a bit of a tradition that girls collect shoes but I have never been one to follow the norm. For me shoes are &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=2393\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2393"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2393"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2393\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2393"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2393"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2393"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}