{"id":2398,"date":"2009-02-01T14:54:58","date_gmt":"2009-02-01T14:54:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=2398"},"modified":"2009-02-01T14:25:31","modified_gmt":"2009-02-01T14:25:31","slug":"going-dotty-about-porn","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=2398","title":{"rendered":"Going Dotty About Porn"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"float: left; margin: 5px; border: 0px;\" src=\"\/images\/join-the-dots.jpg\" alt=\"AlexSuze\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" \/>We got back from the adult store and I had a few household chores to finish off including ironing. I put up the board in the living room and watched television whilst doing one of my most hated jobs. It is so mind numbing.<\/p>\n<p>Meantime Alex had disappeared in to the office, I assumed to write some posts for the sites. I wish I had more time to write but there are real life things which need to be done too.<\/p>\n<p>I finished up and made a cuppa for us both and made my way to Alex and my PC to check my mail. The sight that greeted me made me laugh. Now I&#8217;m used to people filling their time doing crosswords, puzzle books or soduku but Alex was doing naked dot-to-dots.<\/p>\n<p>He purchased a daily desk calendar which features a new dot-to-dot to be completed every day. It appeared there was some catching up to be done. Lol<\/p>\n<p>One thing I do know is that it will have to take its place in the office there is no way I could leave it anywhere else. \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We got back from the adult store and I had a few household chores to finish off including ironing. I put up the board in the living room and watched &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=2398\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2398"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2398"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2398\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2398"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2398"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2398"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}