{"id":2403,"date":"2009-02-02T20:54:29","date_gmt":"2009-02-02T20:54:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=2403"},"modified":"2009-02-02T20:40:40","modified_gmt":"2009-02-02T20:40:40","slug":"fun-with-anal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=2403","title":{"rendered":"Fun With Anal"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"float: left; margin: 5px; border: 0px;\" src=\"\/images\/dpbb.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"285\" \/>Last night I decided that we would try out a few of the anal toys that we&#8217;ve been sent. Well, as it turns out Suze tried them out on me. Funny how someone orders all these anal toys and then doesn&#8217;t get to try them out on themselves.<\/p>\n<p>We tried three, which I&#8217;ll review on <a title=\"Sex toy reviews\" href=\"http:\/\/sextoysbuzz.com\" target=\"_blank\">Sex Toys Buzz<\/a> soon.<\/p>\n<p>For some people it would be strange to even contemplate an anal sex toy marathon. But then we&#8217;re not most people.<\/p>\n<p>In fact one of the toys was a little on the small side for me (not that I&#8217;m into having my ass stretched wide) simply that it is very small and can definitely be described as &#8220;beginner&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>The rest of the night was spent relaxing and wondering exactly why we have to go into work on Monday. So we&#8217;re not so different from everyone else after all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last night I decided that we would try out a few of the anal toys that we&#8217;ve been sent. Well, as it turns out Suze tried them out on me. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=2403\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2403"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2403"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2403\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2403"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2403"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2403"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}