{"id":2415,"date":"2009-02-05T01:54:28","date_gmt":"2009-02-05T01:54:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=2415"},"modified":"2009-02-04T23:41:35","modified_gmt":"2009-02-04T23:41:35","slug":"the-biggest-cock-in-the-world","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=2415","title":{"rendered":"The Biggest Cock In The World"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"float: left; margin: 5px; border: 0px;\" src=\"\/images\/tower.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"233\" height=\"350\" \/>We were watching a programme about breast enlargement this evening and I wondered what the male equivalent would be to the largest breasts possessed by a woman would be. Well of course, although it&#8217;s not exactly a direct equivalent you&#8217;d have to say that it must be the largest penis. Not that the two are located in the same place on the body or even serve a similar function, but their sexual significance is obvious.<\/p>\n<p>The name I came up with via the font of all knowledge that is Google for the guy with the largest cock is Jonah Cardeli Falcon. He&#8217;s an actor, born in the Bronx in 1970. When erect he has a 13.5&#8243; penis. Girls, are your eyes watering?<\/p>\n<p>Jonah Falcon makes his living as an actor and it would appear my making Pas at events.<\/p>\n<p>If you want to have a chat with him you can pop over to his <a title=\"Jonah Falcon\" href=\"http:\/\/www.myspace.com\/jonahfalcon\" target=\"_blank\">MySpace here<\/a>, or if you want to book him <a title=\"Jonah Falcon's Agent\" href=\"http:\/\/www.ajwcelebrityservices.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">his agent is here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We were watching a programme about breast enlargement this evening and I wondered what the male equivalent would be to the largest breasts possessed by a woman would be. Well &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=2415\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[959],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2415"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2415"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2415\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2415"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2415"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2415"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}