{"id":2464,"date":"2009-02-14T17:54:56","date_gmt":"2009-02-14T17:54:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=2464"},"modified":"2009-02-14T17:19:04","modified_gmt":"2009-02-14T17:19:04","slug":"click-to-see-my-huge-breasts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=2464","title":{"rendered":"Click To See My Huge Breasts!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: Verdana; line-height: normal; white-space: pre;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"float: left; border: 0; margin: 5px;\" src=\"\/images\/thatblackshirt.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"161\" \/>Help My Breasts Get Bigger!<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Alex and I have been blogging now for almost 4 years and in that time have been on the receiving end of some really weird and plain stupid scam attempts, everything from the elaborate to the unbelievably na\u00c3\u00afve &#8211; whatever makes people think anyone will fall for them is beyond me.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know how many times I have been awarded a prize from the Netherlands Lotto, without ever having bought a ticket.  Lol  And my Ebay items encounter payment disputes and receive messages all the time.  Strange,  I have never placed anything on Ebay either.<\/p>\n<p>Add to these the pleas for help to transfer people&#8217;s personal wealth, banking problems with banks I don&#8217;t use and even being the beneficiary to someone I have never heard of let alone have any connection to.<\/p>\n<p>But today was a first.<\/p>\n<p>Alex received the following email and it cracked me up.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff99cc;\">HELLO! <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff99cc;\">I AM LINDA AND I HAVE A PROBLEM WHICH I CANNOT SOLVE BY MYSELF.<br \/>\nMY BREASTS ARE SO SMALL SO I AM TRYING TO COLLECT MONEY<br \/>\nTO MAKE THEM BIGGER. I DON T ASK YOU FOR MONEY,<br \/>\nI JUST ASK YOU TO CLICK ON FOLLOWING LINKS AND STAY THERE AT LEAST 30 SECONDS.<br \/>\nYOU CAN ALSO MAKE FREE LOGGING AND MY SPONSORS WILL HELP ME. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff99cc;\">http:\/\/adultfriendfinder.com\/*****<br \/>\nhttp:\/\/p********.com\/*****<br \/>\nhttp:\/\/g***********.com\/*****<br \/>\nIF YOU WANT TO HELP ME, I PROMISE TO SEND YOU MY HOT PICTURES<br \/>\nWITH BIGGER BREASTS!<br \/>\nJUST CONTACT ME!<\/span><\/p>\n<p>I think We&#8217;ll pass on the offer, good look with those implants.  \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Help My Breasts Get Bigger! Alex and I have been blogging now for almost 4 years and in that time have been on the receiving end of some really weird &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=2464\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[1025],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2464"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2464"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2464\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5537,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2464\/revisions\/5537"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2464"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2464"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2464"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}