{"id":2525,"date":"2009-02-26T21:54:42","date_gmt":"2009-02-26T21:54:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=2525"},"modified":"2009-02-26T20:38:07","modified_gmt":"2009-02-26T20:38:07","slug":"filthy-dirty-encounters","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=2525","title":{"rendered":"Filthy Dirty Encounters"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"Word of warning dear readers, I will be asking for a little reader participation regarding this post. \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n

I purchased. I’ll start that again. I took out a loan to purchase my car and signed away my life for the next five years, about a year and a half ago. Bloody hell is there really that long to go on the payments. \ud83d\ude41<\/p>\n

Unfortunately the car is a necessary evil. I can’t get to work without it and I need to work to pay for it. But I also have a confession to make. Since getting the car I have only washed the outside twice that I can recall.<\/p>\n

Lucky for me the colour doesn’t show the dirt up as much as others do.<\/p>\n

Which brings me to the point of my post. Over the past week I have been noticing although not really registering remarks written on other dirty vehicles. You know the sort, comments like “clean me”.<\/p>\n

This week I saw a works van for Carillion with “living the dream” written on it. I’m not sure if that is a slur on this construction company and the economic climate. If anyone has any ideas let me know.<\/p>\n

I’ve seen a few suggesting that someone cleans the vehicle but the one I saw tonight had me laughing in the queue for the roundabout. It was written on the back of a mobile photographers estate car.<\/p>\n

It read “Jenny loves dogging”. As I pulled alongside the car I was eager to see who was driving it. It was a blonde girl\u2026I wonder if she was called Jenny. Lol<\/p>\n

If you have seen any good ones written on vehicles post them in the comments and I will make a post out of them to share with you all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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