{"id":2537,"date":"2009-03-01T09:54:34","date_gmt":"2009-03-01T09:54:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=2537"},"modified":"2010-03-01T21:01:03","modified_gmt":"2010-03-01T21:01:03","slug":"weird-japanese-porn","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=2537","title":{"rendered":"Weird Japanese Porn"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img class=\"alignleft\" style=\"float: left; border: 0; margin: 5px;\" src=\"\/images\/asiansquidporns.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/>Waking up with a hangover on a Sunday morning sometimes needs more than a coffee and an Alka-Seltzer to clear up. Which is when I found this &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Laughter helps, though not too loud. <a title=\"Extreme Japanese Porn\" href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/news\/japan_pledges_to_halt_production?utm_source=b-section\" target=\"_blank\">I found this little beauty on The Onion<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Enjoy<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Waking up with a hangover on a Sunday morning sometimes needs more than a coffee and an Alka-Seltzer to clear up. Which is when I found this &#8230; Laughter helps, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=2537\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[14],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2537"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2537"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2537\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5820,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2537\/revisions\/5820"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2537"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2537"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2537"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}