{"id":2543,"date":"2009-03-02T08:54:26","date_gmt":"2009-03-02T08:54:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=2543"},"modified":"2016-03-05T10:07:07","modified_gmt":"2016-03-05T10:07:07","slug":"busted-at-the-sex-shop","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=2543","title":{"rendered":"Busted At The Sex Shop"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The weekend arrived and we decided to go shopping. For essentials may I add, we don&#8217;t have enough disposable income to permit us to do much else these days. But it&#8217;s nice to wander through the mall, checking out potential partners\u2026I wish!<\/p>\n<p>It was a miserable day so indoor shopping just to get out of the house appealed and it was busier than usual too. I caught sight of a very attractive blonde but didn&#8217;t get chance to point her out to Alex before she disappeared in to the crowd.<\/p>\n<p>We took a look in Anne Summers to see if there was anything of interest. And there wasn&#8217;t. It&#8217;s a good idea fusing Adult shops with the conventional mall merchants, it will hopefully bring a level of acceptability amongst the average Brit. We all have sex, well most of us do\u2026so just get over it. Lol<\/p>\n<p>The only problem with this chain being on the high street is that there isn&#8217;t anything ground breaking or remotely interesting in them. Too well groomed and vanilla. But a good thing to see people actually venturing in and not being frightened to pick up and look.<\/p>\n<p>I came out of the shop wanting to see something a little more hardcore. So we decided to go and visit our local Adult store to see if they had anything new that I wanted to test drive. The car park outside is always a measure of how many people may be inside. Today it was quite busy, there were several cars in the car park.<\/p>\n<p>Alex drove in to an empty space next to a white van with the store&#8217;s name emblazoned on it. Lol Nothing like being discreet and not drawing attention to yourselves. \ud83d\ude09 As I got out of the car something didn&#8217;t quite feel right. Have you ever had one of those moments when something seems wrong and you can&#8217;t put your finger on it.<\/p>\n<p>I looked across the carpark towards the cars parked on the opposite side to ours. There was a silver Ford Mondeo and I puzzled over it for a moment.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What&#8217;s up?&#8221;, enquired Alex with a concerned tone.<\/p>\n<p>I didn&#8217;t answer him because something was playing on my mind and I was desperately trying to fathom out what it was.<\/p>\n<p>Shit! It then came to me like a bolt out of the blue\u2026<\/p>\n<p>\u2026that car belong to one of my work colleagues. It didn&#8217;t come to me at first because I have all on remembering my car registration number but that one stood out because of the familiar pattern of numbers and letters.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;We need to go&#8221;, I shouted walking back towards the car.<\/p>\n<p>Fortunately we were in Alex&#8217;s car and my work colleagues haven&#8217;t seen his car. I was so glad we didn&#8217;t go in mine. I had played this scenario through in my head several times in the past\u2026&#8221;What would I do if I met someone in there that I knew?&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Bravado made me answer that question as follows\u2026&#8221;If they are in there then they have the same sexual interests that you do. So don&#8217;t let it worry you&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>In the cold light of day that seemed to be such a good way to look at things but strangely enough when it actually almost happened I bottled out.<\/p>\n<p>This may make for some interesting conversations at work when I see them on Monday. I may have to drop some hints and tease them a little. I&#8217;m so naughty. \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The weekend arrived and we decided to go shopping. For essentials may I add, we don&#8217;t have enough disposable income to permit us to do much else these days. 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