{"id":257,"date":"2007-04-04T22:15:27","date_gmt":"2007-04-04T22:15:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.alexsuze.com\/blog\/?p=257"},"modified":"2007-04-04T22:16:41","modified_gmt":"2007-04-04T22:16:41","slug":"going-down","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=257","title":{"rendered":"Going Down"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" border=\"12\" align=\"left\" width=\"250\" src=\"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/blog\/images\/pushthebutton.jpg\" height=\"354\" style=\"width: 250px; height: 354px\" \/>Sometimes I really do wonder what goes on in some bloke&#8217;s heads. We were watching TV the other day when a presenter said that he wasn&#8217;t too keen on going down on his partner, or women in general for that matter.<\/p>\n<p>WHAT?<\/p>\n<p>I watched this and felt my jaw drop, a modern guy, host of a well known sex-related show doesn&#8217;t like ploughing the pink furrow? I thought I must have misheard, but no, he said he wasn&#8217;t very keen on the idea.<\/p>\n<p>So I thought, let&#8217;s weigh this up from my point of view.<\/p>\n<p>Pros:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>It&#8217;s intimate, I don&#8217;t just stick my head in anyone&#8217;s crotch. SO ladies if you find me with my head down there I must think something about you.<\/li>\n<li>It&#8217;s fun, I find both parties enjoy it. I don&#8217;t claim to be the world&#8217;s best at it, but I&#8217;ve never had any complaints and I have had a few compliments.<\/li>\n<li>It&#8217;s tastes, smells and feels divine.<\/li>\n<li>The reaction you get from your partner is gratifying, and a real turn on for me.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Cons:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>None.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Pretty clean cut I think you&#8217;ll agree, well it is for me.<\/p>\n<p>As for others, what possible reason could they have for not wanting to indulge in the administering of a good tongue lashing?<\/p>\n<p>Perhaps they don&#8217;t like the idea of putting their mouth near someone&#8217;s &#8220;toilet bits&#8221;. In that case get her to have a wash. That was difficult wasn&#8217;t it?<\/p>\n<p>Or perhaps they don&#8217;t feel confident in their technique. Look mate, if you&#8217;re reading this you know who you are and my email address is on the sidebar, I&#8217;ll send you tips. However practice makes perfect, so find a patient lady and \u2026<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s no way you can&#8217;t enjoy the aroma and the taste, it&#8217;s just so feminine and exciting.<\/p>\n<p>Now I&#8217;m not saying that any of this is the reason he doesn&#8217;t like doing it, but there are ways to get over this irrational aversion to cunnilingus. I&#8217;m sure Suze would let him practice on her, again and again, until he got it right. And I&#8217;m betting he doesn&#8217;t mind her giving him a bit of attention downstairs. Hmmmmm?<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Alex, what were you saying about cunnilingus?&#8221;\u00a0 \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes I really do wonder what goes on in some bloke&#8217;s heads. We were watching TV the other day when a presenter said that he wasn&#8217;t too keen on going &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=257\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/257"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=257"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/257\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=257"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=257"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=257"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}