{"id":2578,"date":"2009-03-09T16:50:36","date_gmt":"2009-03-09T16:50:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=2578"},"modified":"2009-03-08T23:15:05","modified_gmt":"2009-03-08T23:15:05","slug":"wanking-in-the-office","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=2578","title":{"rendered":"Wanking In The Office"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"464\" height=\"388\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/embed.break.com\/Nzk2NDE=\" \/><embed type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"464\" height=\"388\" src=\"http:\/\/embed.break.com\/Nzk2NDE=\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\"><\/embed><\/object><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/view.break.com\/79641#TellAFriendhttp:\/\/stats.break.com\/invoke.txt\">null<\/a> &#8211; Watch more <a href=\"http:\/\/www.break.com\/\">free videos<\/a><\/span><br \/>\nI make no secret of my extra office affairs.  Is that the correct expression?  Uhmm, well anyway.  Suze has a high sex drive and quite often is to be found sitting in her car following lunch, playing with herself.<\/p>\n<p>But I have to hold my hands up and say, not so much lately.  It has been far too cold for any naughtiness at lunchtime lately, Spring better hurry up.<\/p>\n<p>It occurred to me there are certain toys which I could possibly use whilst in the office now that I have moved to a new department.  I don&#8217;t have anyone sitting next to me for 3 days of my week so I may be able to get away with a discreet toy.  Perhaps I could try vibrating eggs or a bullet.<\/p>\n<p>Now there is a thought.  When I have finished writing up this post I&#8217;m going to go and look for something.<\/p>\n<p>Whilst I do that you can watch the topical and hilarious video up at the top of this post.<\/p>\n<p>Right, now where did I put that\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>null &#8211; Watch more free videos I make no secret of my extra office affairs. Is that the correct expression? Uhmm, well anyway. Suze has a high sex drive and &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=2578\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1120],"tags":[4254,121],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2578"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2578"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2578\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5957,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2578\/revisions\/5957"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2578"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2578"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2578"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}