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The weekend arrived and we decided to go shopping. For essentials may I add, we don’t have enough disposable income to permit us to do much else these days. But it’s nice to wander through the mall, checking out potential partners\u2026I wish!<\/p>\n
It was a miserable day so indoor shopping just to get out of the house appealed and it was busier than usual too. I caught sight of a very attractive blonde but didn’t get chance to point her out to Alex before she disappeared in to the crowd.<\/p>\n
We took a look in Anne Summers to see if there was anything of interest. And there wasn’t. It’s a good idea fusing Adult shops with the conventional mall merchants, it will hopefully bring a level of acceptability amongst the average Brit. We all have sex, well most of us do\u2026so just get over it. Lol<\/p>\n
The only problem with this chain being on the high street is that there isn’t anything ground breaking or remotely interesting in them. Too well groomed and vanilla. But a good thing to see people actually venturing in and not being frightened to pick up and look.<\/p>\n
I came out of the shop wanting to see something a little more hardcore. So we decided to go and visit our local Adult store to see if they had anything new that I wanted to test drive. The car park outside is always a measure of how many people may be inside. Today it was quite busy, there were several cars in the car park.<\/p>\n
Alex drove in to an empty space next to a white van with the store’s name emblazoned on it. Lol Nothing like being discreet and not drawing attention to yourselves. \ud83d\ude09 As I got out of the car something didn’t quite feel right. Have you ever had one of those moments when something seems wrong and you can’t put your finger on it.<\/p>\n
I looked across the carpark towards the cars parked on the opposite side to ours. There was a silver Ford Mondeo and I puzzled over it for a moment.<\/p>\n
“What’s up?”, enquired Alex with a concerned tone.<\/p>\n
I didn’t answer him because something was playing on my mind and I was desperately trying to fathom out what it was.<\/p>\n
Shit! It then came to me like a bolt out of the blue\u2026<\/p>\n
\u2026that car belong to one of my work colleagues. It didn’t come to me at first because I have all on remembering my car registration number but that one stood out because of the familiar pattern of numbers and letters.<\/p>\n
“We need to go”, I shouted walking back towards the car.<\/p>\n
Fortunately we were in Alex’s car and my work colleagues haven’t seen his car. I was so glad we didn’t go in mine. I had played this scenario through in my head several times in the past\u2026”What would I do if I met someone in there that I knew?”.<\/p>\n
Bravado made me answer that question as follows\u2026”If they are in there then they have the same sexual interests that you do. So don’t let it worry you”.<\/p>\n
In the cold light of day that seemed to be such a good way to look at things but strangely enough when it actually almost happened I bottled out.<\/p>\n
This may make for some interesting conversations at work when I see them on Monday. I may have to drop some hints and tease them a little. I’m so naughty. \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n
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