{"id":2616,"date":"2009-03-18T01:50:08","date_gmt":"2009-03-18T01:50:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=2616"},"modified":"2009-03-17T22:13:52","modified_gmt":"2009-03-17T22:13:52","slug":"i%e2%80%99m-dirty-and-the-boys-know-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=2616","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m Dirty And The Boys Know It"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"float: left; border: 0; margin: 5px;\" src=\"\/images\/angry-vampire.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"223\" height=\"300\" \/>My new departmental colleagues seem to have got the measure of me.  Lol  It may have something to do with my wicked sense of humour and naughty chat.  I seem to have got the reputation of being a bit naughty.<\/p>\n<p>Today one of the guys in the department adjacent to mine remarked that he knew someone who used adult nappies to me.  I was intrigued and about to question him (all part of my research) on the subject but I got called to the telephone.<\/p>\n<p>Then later in the day one of the guy remarked about wanting to see Lesbian Vampire Killers and I remarked that it didn&#8217;t look very good from the clips and that I had seen better.  To which their department manager remarked &#8220;I bet she has, she may have been in one or two of them&#8221;, he remarked laughing.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s a good job that I have a sense of humour.  I laughed that I wish I was on pornstar money.  And I very nearly made some viewing recommendations, which could have been embarrassing.  Suze stopped herself just in time, I had some Harmony porn recommendations in my head.<\/p>\n<p>Instead I just smiled to myself, in a kind of &#8220;I know something you don&#8217;t know way&#8221;.  It can have its rewards leading a double life.  \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My new departmental colleagues seem to have got the measure of me. Lol It may have something to do with my wicked sense of humour and naughty chat. I seem &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=2616\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2616"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2616"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2616\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2616"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2616"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2616"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}