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The weather in the UK had taken an amazing turn this past weekend.\u00a0 It’s the first time I can remember Easter being so warm and dry.\u00a0 Out came the summer skirts and t-shirts and it feels good to let some air get to my bits and pieces.\u00a0 \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
As I drove to work with the sun blazing through the windscreen I felt lifted and full of the joys of\u2026well, sex really.\u00a0 The warm weather makes me even more randy than usual.\u00a0 Alex you better watch out.\u00a0 \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n
I took to looking around at the local talent as I drove in and watching people in their cars as they hurry along to work or just get in the bloody way!\u00a0 Why is it that people who don’t work have to jump in their cars at peak times and drive slowly.\u00a0 Not just slowly but in front of me.\u00a0 It’s just like Saturday morning at the supermarket, these people have all week to do their shopping but when do they choose to do it, at peak time.<\/p>\n
Sorry about that, I just went off on one.\u00a0 Lol.\u00a0 So I’m looking around and observing people, the guy with his finger up his nose who doesn’t seem to realise that we can all see him through glass.\u00a0 And the girl trying to put her makeup on whilst driving!<\/p>\n
But what interested me most was guys’ driving styles.\u00a0 I began to wonder if there was some correlation between the way they drive and the way they behave between the sheets.\u00a0 See what you think\u2026<\/p>\n
The Tailer<\/strong> – he hangs around in the offside lane, only just visible in your rear view mirror.\u00a0 He matches your speed exactly and just sits there, not overtaking but being a hazard should you want to pull out to overtake a slow moving vehicle ahead.<\/p>\n He won’t commit to overtake you and is indecisive, covering all options.\u00a0 Probably a sub who needs to be guided by his female, told what to do and how to do it.\u00a0 Likes the girl to take control and make the decisions.<\/p>\n The Lane Weaver<\/strong> –\u00a0 This guy is such a chancer, he can’t make his mind up what he wants jumping in to one lane then another.<\/p>\n He probably likes to dip in to both holes just like a porn star.\u00a0 First anal then pussy, then anal\u2026you get the idea.\u00a0 Never sticking with entrance long enough to enjoy it.<\/p>\n The Tailgator<\/strong> –\u00a0 You’ve all encountered him.\u00a0 He pulls right up to your bumper, so close you can see his nasal hair.\u00a0 Lol\u00a0<\/p>\n This guy likes to take you from behind, probably an anal man.\u00a0 He likes to dominate his woman and ram it home good and hard.<\/p>\n The Pimper<\/strong> – This guy is usually young (or wishes he was).\u00a0 With his double exhausted noise bucket, loud music and peaked cap.\u00a0 He can barely see over the steering wheel and has to wear a hat to give him those vital mm’s of height.<\/p>\n This guy is suffering from little cock syndrome.\u00a0 I’m not saying that having a small cock is a problem but to him it is because his car is now compensating for his lack of manhood.\u00a0 Big exhausts, which look to me like baked bean tins welded to the rear of the car.\u00a0 Now what are they saying?\u00a0 I’m sure it’s not just me.<\/p>\n Loud music blasting out, vying for everyone’s attention because if you met this guy out of his pimped up ride you wouldn’t give him a second look, in fact you would probably trip over him if you were my height.\u00a0 Lol<\/p>\n The Lane Hog<\/strong> – He gets in to the offside lane and nothing is going to move him.\u00a0 There may be a long line of traffic building behind him but he doesn’t care.\u00a0 Because he is quite content in his lane thank you very much.\u00a0 \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n He know what he likes and sticks with it, no room for experimentation between the sheets here girls.\u00a0 Once he gets his motor running he just sticks it in drive and goes along for the ride.\u00a0 Don’t expect anything other than missionary with him, to him there is no other position.<\/p>\n The Cruiser<\/strong> – Aka Mr Smooth<\/em>.\u00a0 You know the type, one arm on the wheel the other resting on the door.\u00a0 He does it with one hand and thinks he looks so cool!\u00a0<\/p>\n Any girl lucky enough to get off with him will need to put some work in.\u00a0 He may have his arm behind his head as he fucks you, watching himself in the mirror over the bed.<\/p>\n You won’t be his first and you certainly won’t be his last\u2026tonight.<\/p>\n There are plenty of “Chicks” just waiting to get their hands on him.\u00a0 NOT!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" The weather in the UK had taken an amazing turn this past weekend.\u00a0 It’s the first time I can remember Easter being so warm and dry.\u00a0 Out came the summer … Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/266"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=266"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/266\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=266"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=266"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=266"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}